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Fort Knox Legend Gun Safe

I want to design a custom safe with them for a new product line.

Apple Monitors

I'd wanted to make a commercial for them. I sent a signed copy of my novel to both Tim Cook and his Chief Marketing Officer "Joz" and never heard back from any of them. Fuck em. 

A Gladius

Montana

Just think it'd be nice to have a cabin there. 

An A-10

Nice lawn ornament?

Signed Stephen Garcia Gamecock Garnet Under Armour Game Used Jersey.

Preferably unwashed. 

Smith & Wesson Full Size 9mm

I want to make a commercial for them with Sydney Sweeney as the "Drone Defender"... wink wink... nudge nudge...

1 LEO item...

Every cop is armed. 

Every cop is empowered by the state to threaten, steal, and kill.

If a cop approaches you, get away. Run as fast as you can. 

Cops are people who have sought a monopoly on violence. Every time a cop approaches you, they are casing you to see what they can steal, rape, or murder. You should respond accordingly. 

Every time a cop gets taken out of the line of duty and disabled for life, the world gets safer. If a cop comes to your home without a warrant, they are a thief casing your home to see what they can steal, and how to do it. Respond accordingly. 

I will never speak to a cop ever again. I turn my back on all government workers from now on. All Cops Are Criminals in 2026.

#ACAB

Shirt by Alton Lane. 

PS: This arrest was for "failure to ID" because a female whore with a badge harrassed me on the street when I was jogging home from the corner store with a roll of Bounty paper towels to clean my new apartment. I look forward to the day someone tells me she was mauled to death by dogs, just like she threatened me with. I'd also like to see her fight Rhonda Rousey in a cage. Rowdy can be my "Trial by Champion" representative. The female bitch cop's male partner that stood there and watched, I want to fight him myself. No weapons. No rules. If that piece of shit coward ever shows any courage and faces me, I will make Mike Tyson look like a vegetarian. These days, when I hear a cop gets beat to shit or killed, I assume they deserved it.

PSS: I have always hoped all of the body camera footage  from my arrest, including  all 11 dismounted officers, 6 police cruisers, and 4 dogs if they had cameras, would be released. 

#ACAB. 

My Old ID

My green veteran ID got confiscated by military police. I want it back. That photo was my first day at The Pentagon. 

You know how you know Bernie Sanders, AOC, Greta Thunberg, and all those other activists are pathetic? They have to go out and try to get arrested. 

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