No electrical components please.

I'd wanted to make a commercial for them. I sent a signed copy of my novel to both Tim Cook and his Chief Marketing Officer "Joz" and never heard back from any of them. Fuck em. 

Just think it'd be nice to have a cabin there. 

Nice lawn ornament?

Preferably unwashed. 

I want to make a commercial for them with Sydney Sweeney as the "Drone Defender"... wink wink... nudge nudge...

If local PD wanted to reach out and offer this... omg... Text first, clearly identify yourself, and then we can link up. Maybe I'd forgive the arrest for "Failure to ID" because I don't think police should be able to harass people randomly on the sidewalk.

I've always wanted the video of my arrest to go public. Specifically how many times the worthless cunt of a female cop threatened to have 4 police dogs sicced on me, which should be seen as intent to commit murder. I'd like it documented how many time she lied to a citizen to execute her threat and abuse of power. If I move, sicced. If I don't move, sicced. Dumb worthless bitch shouldn't have a badge or authority over anything of value ever. There were 6 cruisers, 11 dismounted officers, and 4 dogs called for little old me holding a roll of bounty paper towels. There has to be 1 cohesive video. 

I especially liked when she started adding charges after I was in handcuffs. Never trust a badge. Never respect a badge for their character, only their ability to destroy your life. Avoid police at all costs. Expected value analysis states the only outcome of interacting with any worker of the state is a negative impact on your life. They have sought out a job that gives them the permission to arrest people and use violence. 

I wonder if they looked at that worthless bitch cop's arrest history, what they'd find. How many other innocent people did she attempt to destroy? How many actual dangerous criminals did she bring to justice. Amazing how bold these worthless fucking cops are with the entire DoJ at their back, facing a citizen standing alone outside their new apartment with a roll of bounty paper towels in hand. Worthless bitch. I have been attacked by a military attack dog previously in a training exercise. Dumb cunts like her should have to face their threats of violence. 

I'll never forget seeing the prison guards (who kept me incarcerated, repeatedly verbally disrespected, and forced me into forced labor and counseling) at the farmers market the next weekend. I won't be violent, but I understand why police carry off duty now. Imagine if they talked to an actual criminal the way they talked to me. 

I called my friend's dad, a local cop, from the holding cell. He laughed and I stayed in the cell for 3 more days. I don't hang with them anymore. That whole family can fuck off. I almost re-wrote my novel to make the main character a fireman. I still may one day. I did laugh to myself while being arrested at the irony of being arrested by a shit cop while writing a novel, where the main chararacter is a cop, because I fancied myself a pro-police activist. We need good cops. Bad laws make all cops pieces of shit. #acab.

I do want it custom painted... Until then, all badges can fuck off. 

Call To Arms: If a lawyer wants to champion my defense, I'm willing to work for years to make it happen, if you are too. There are so many constitutional violations that can be attacked in my case, in addition to the repeated murder threats made against me. Feel free to reach out. Start incarcerating cops is the first step. 

Vegas: What's more likely to happen first? A cop that isn't a piece of shit, or a lawyer that isn't a piece of shit? Yeah, WW3 can't happen soon enough. 

If that worthless piece of shit cunt cop commits suicide, let me know, I'll go shit on her grave. In my request for a lawyer in my alumni network someone asked why after all these years... When would you have suggested I started defending myself differently? 

#ACAB

My green veteran ID got confiscated by military police. I want it back. That photo was my first day at The Pentagon. 

You know how you know Bernie Sanders, AOC, Greta Thunberg, and all those other activists are pathetic? They have to go out and try to get arrested.